Hello, feral squealers!

This self-hosted squeal sanctuary has been buzzing since 2008. Sugar and spice, everything’s almost nice — but life squealed back louder. Hiatus happened. But here we are once again — welcome to the home of the bee who cried OOOINK!

Obsessive-compulsive, delightfully farty, and cottagecore-ish enough to eat danger for breakfast 🍑💨💨💨

May the bees bless our mischief, and may our chaos bloom gently. Cheers to a rebloom — one baby squeal at a time.

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